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Deathswag von Strudel
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The person on the left is me according to the person on the right, who is :iconlocoviscacha: and drew this.

:iconsparklesplz:In case you were wondering, yes, I am continually followed by unicorns and rainbows. :heart::iconsparklesplz:


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*NikidaEve Mar 30, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks kindly for the :+fav: on:
Gauntlet of the Ages: Refracted Hippocampus Scales
The support is greatly appreciated! Enjoy a llama. :iconllamatruckplz:
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~Naddalemur Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OKAY

So I just remembered I have a few things I want to say.

First off, Earl Gary should be a thing in monarch. You could mention it in passing, like, "[Insert Character Here] took a sip of their Earl Gary..."

EARL GARY FTW :iconmiraculouslygamzee:

And secondly, I recently re-discovered your "waldo" conversation with :iconlillabullero: (I have seen all of your deviations and read all of the comments on them. IMNOTSTALKINGYOUWHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUTSTOPASKINGABOUTTHATYOUCANTPROVEANYTHINGIMINNOCENTYOULLNEVERCATCHMEALIVE).

So, Bankie: who is bi, and who is gay?

I ask so that I can be sure it's really a crack pairing and not actually something that could happen when I shove Frankie or Banastre into crack pairings. :V
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*deathswag Mar 29, 2013  Professional Writer
Earl Gary is already a thing in Monarch, which is where you heard about it.

Oh, I love crack pairings.The benefit of being me is that I get to make all my crack pairings canon. Such canon pairings include Past Ban x Future Ban (one-sided); a jealous love-triangle involving Jerzel, Dedwood, and a tree; and Iggy's Left and Right Sock Puppets. Anyways, Frankie is bi and Ban is gay.

Now, who do you want to pair them with? Do tell. :iconyoumustbenewplz:
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~Naddalemur Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Crack pairings are indeed wonderful.

So, due to some time-traveling shenanigans, Banastre is in love with his future self!? Wow. But to be honest I don't really blame him; if my future self had time powers I would be in love with him too. Kinda makes me wonder why Caliborn hasn't fallen head over heels for Lord English yet. :V

I HAVE CRACK PAIRING IDEAS FOR: (drumroll)

IggyXBanastre because I think it would make absolutely no sense and they would be completely incompatible, and thus hilarious;

FrankieXDedwood for the same reasons;

BanastreXJerzel because.... actually also for the same reasons;

and FrankieXTurris because I FUCKING CAN. :iconflipthefuckoutplz:
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*deathswag Mar 29, 2013  Professional Writer
Nono, it's his future self who is in love with his past self. Basically Future Ban comes onto his past self, and, much to his surprise, gets rejected. Similar Banastre Time Dumbassery includes that time when Future Ban Ten Minutes From Now shows up with a black eye and punches Past Ban Ten Minutes Ago in the face, because he's mad that he was just punched ten minutes ago by his future self. :iconhowdidyouplz:

Anyways, about your pairings. I will comment on each of these, because I find it interesting. :icongo-on-plz:

1. Iggy and Banastre are sort of compatible. Iggy and Frankie have a similar brand of crazy and Ban will never admit it, but he likes that zanyness.

2. Dedwood requires constant attention and Frankie is attention-deficit. Also Dedwood is a Tool.

3. Banastre and Jerzel...well you see, Ban is not particularly fond of having splinters in his...

4. Moving on to Frankie and Turris. I don't condone any pairing involving Turris, because you see, he's a cleaver-weilding psycho.
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